broliloquy
  • My kid: I want to hug your skeleton. *hugs my knee*
  • Me: You're two and I don't know where you learned that but sure, let's do this. Your skeleton is inside you. It's made of all your bones.
  • My kid: All my boooooones!
  • Me: Yes, all your bones. Your skull is inside your head. My skull *taps my head* is right here.
  • My kid: I want to hug your skull!! *cuddles with my head for several minutes*
iguanamouth

fourismydoctor:

Cooper wishes everyone a very happy Halloween!

What a cutie. I wish my Cid was this permissive. 

Cid is also an albino corn. He is 11 years old, and while every corn snake I have ever interacted with has been super chill, Cid has resisted every attempt we have ever made to help him be cool with us for the past decade.

We feed him outside of his terrarium so he doesn’t associate us putting our hands in there with food, we’ve put him in pillow cases around our necks while we watch TV so he could get used to our scents and associate it with warm calm. We’ve gotten him fun structures and cool hiding places that he can fit his adorable fat butt in. He hates all of it with the fire of a thousand suns.

We got him from a pet shop when I was 19 and he was maybe a little over 6 inches long and a bit thicker than a pencil. I’ll be 30 next month and he’s about 4.5 feet long and and fueled by pure hatred. I don’t even want to say he’s particularly afraid of us because animals that are afraid tend to avoid you—Cid watches my every move and crowds the side of the terrarium that is facing me, very intently. I’ve woken up in the middle of the night to find him pressed up against the glass, neck arched, staring right at me. He’s gotten even more crotchety in the past couple of years and taking him out to feed him in his secondary enclosure or to clean his terrarium is a crazy song and dance that involves distracting him in various ways so that he doesn’t repeatedly bite us on the way there.

We’ve pretty much given up on the idea that we’ll ever be able to just chill with him, and his colossal jerk personality is actually kind of endearing, especially if you imagine him threatening to eat us all in our sleep in a squeaky helium balloon voice. Seeing pictures of super chill corns like this always makes me feel a little jealous, but it cheers me up a little knowing that if I tried to do a photoshoot with him using that exact pumpkin, all resulting pictures would be of him angrily attempting to crush that pumpkin while repeatedly biting it.  

broliloquy
broliloquy:

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

You fuckers. You absolute fuckers. You will all pay for this

Okay, but can we talk about background carrot?

Because look at that sinister fucker. You might say he is the root of all evil…

broliloquy:

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

You fuckers. You absolute fuckers. You will all pay for this

Okay, but can we talk about background carrot?

Because look at that sinister fucker. You might say he is the root of all evil…

mayeko
mayeko:

superhappy:

Josh Lesnick’s Patreon
Yep, we’re doing this. Help fund You Suck, Dr. Voluptua, the Girly spinoff, and more!
"We’re doing it!" -Bill Dautrieve

Hey guys! If you’ve been wondering about the Doctor Voluptua news, here’s what we’re up to! From the Patreon page:

"Help me, Patreon… or rather, help us! Due to my work on You Suck and such, I still don’t have quite the time and energy to start drawing this comic again, so I have found an artist named Maya Nord to do it for me… I have found this artist able to perfectly strike a chord somewhere between my goofy art style and her own style, and am very much looking forward to continuing this series with her.
But I do need Patreon funds to do it, as I don’t want her to work for free. After hitting the You Suck goal of 1000, Doctor V’s goal shall be 1500, and all of that additional $$ will be going to Maya.”

You can also find another three pages I drew over on Patreon outline! So if you have a few extra bucks lying around, consider tossing it our way so we can continue to bring fresh, goofy, sex positive comics to the masses!

Help my totally adorable and awesome and badass friend Maya get money to draw porn comics!

mayeko:

superhappy:

Josh Lesnick’s Patreon

Yep, we’re doing this. Help fund You Suck, Dr. Voluptua, the Girly spinoff, and more!

"We’re doing it!" -Bill Dautrieve

Hey guys! If you’ve been wondering about the Doctor Voluptua news, here’s what we’re up to! From the Patreon page:

"Help me, Patreon… or rather, help us! Due to my work on You Suck and such, I still don’t have quite the time and energy to start drawing this comic again, so I have found an artist named Maya Nord to do it for me… I have found this artist able to perfectly strike a chord somewhere between my goofy art style and her own style, and am very much looking forward to continuing this series with her.

But I do need Patreon funds to do it, as I don’t want her to work for free. After hitting the You Suck goal of 1000, Doctor V’s goal shall be 1500, and all of that additional $$ will be going to Maya.”

You can also find another three pages I drew over on Patreon outline! 

So if you have a few extra bucks lying around, consider tossing it our way so we can continue to bring fresh, goofy, sex positive comics to the masses!

Help my totally adorable and awesome and badass friend Maya get money to draw porn comics!

pumpkinburger

gingerhaze:

NIMONA came to an end today as a webcomic, but it will live again in print form from HarperCollins in May of 2015! There will be bonus material, extra and revamped pages, and an exclusive book-only epilogue. Click to reserve a copy for yourself!

Pre-ordered my copy. Now to spend the rest of the year and a bit impatiently waiting. :(

magpiegod
magpiegod:

endcomic:

Hey all! Here’s a finished page of my valor-anthology contribution, Please. I coloured it yesterday while streaming, and I’m about to get started on colouring the next two while streaming while listening to music and answering questions in the chat with broliloquy's help.
You can tun in here.

You know, I didn’t support the valor kickstarter, and I really regret that.

They’re actually still taking pre-orders through backerkit, and have reward packages in line with most if not all of what they were offering on Kickstarter! And once the books are printed and shipped I imagine they’ll be selling them through their online store in digital and print versions. All artists and writers will be receiving limited copies of the book to sell as well, so if you know one of the artists is going to be at a convention near you, you might be able to snag one that way if you’re quick

magpiegod:

endcomic:

Hey all! Here’s a finished page of my valor-anthology contribution, Please. I coloured it yesterday while streaming, and I’m about to get started on colouring the next two while streaming while listening to music and answering questions in the chat with broliloquy's help.

You can tun in here.

You know, I didn’t support the valor kickstarter, and I really regret that.

They’re actually still taking pre-orders through backerkit, and have reward packages in line with most if not all of what they were offering on Kickstarter! And once the books are printed and shipped I imagine they’ll be selling them through their online store in digital and print versions. All artists and writers will be receiving limited copies of the book to sell as well, so if you know one of the artists is going to be at a convention near you, you might be able to snag one that way if you’re quick